||[Mar. 17th, 2006|10:32 pm]
Please Ban Me!
Please don’t ban me! I’m polite, respectable, use proper spelling… and I know how to use the search function. Plus, I am not a furry, vegan, or white supremacist! |
… There. I just tried not to get banned and thus my post is both off topic and in violation of this website's AUP, therefore I should be banned.
But by pointing this out, it makes my post look like a pitiful attempt at bannination. Thus my post is, in fact, on topic. Thus I should not be banned.
But by pointing THAT out, I have undermined my own attempt to get myself banned. This is not in the spirit of this community. Thus, I should be banned.
But by pointing out that I pointed that out, I have created a self-referential post. That’s off-topic from the whole banning-thing. I just thought you’d like to know. Also, while I point out that I pointed out what I pointed out, I should mention that this post has managed to be both an attempt to get banned and an attempt not to get banned at the same time. Thus, this post will implode in on itself.
This post will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Wait, how long have you been reading thi-