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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2006|10:32 pm]
Please Ban Me!
hoppingsnail
Please don’t ban me! I’m polite, respectable, use proper spelling… and I know how to use the search function. Plus, I am not a furry, vegan, or white supremacist!

… There. I just tried not to get banned and thus my post is both off topic and in violation of this website's AUP, therefore I should be banned.

But by pointing this out, it makes my post look like a pitiful attempt at bannination. Thus my post is, in fact, on topic. Thus I should not be banned.

But by pointing THAT out, I have undermined my own attempt to get myself banned. This is not in the spirit of this community. Thus, I should be banned.

But by pointing out that I pointed that out, I have created a self-referential post. That’s off-topic from the whole banning-thing. I just thought you’d like to know. Also, while I point out that I pointed out what I pointed out, I should mention that this post has managed to be both an attempt to get banned and an attempt not to get banned at the same time. Thus, this post will implode in on itself.

This post will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Wait, how long have you been reading thi-

BOOM!
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2005|01:07 am]
Please Ban Me!

kittenkissies
My mucous is so thick I found out it makes a good temporary tire patch.
But just in dry weather.
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I'm a cunt [Oct. 27th, 2005|04:35 pm]
Please Ban Me!
iamanarchitecht

You might aswell ban me cos I'll just be a nob til you do otherwise. I've only been banned from two communities so far;

bang_bang_indie or whatever it's called, basically for calling the moderator a bitch

and __pop for posting this without a cutCollapse )

__pop is actually a very easy community to get banned from, i'd recommend it to anyone.

 

oh yeah, and this is the funniest thing I've ever seenCollapse )

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RICOCHET_RABBIT [Oct. 22nd, 2005|02:56 am]
Please Ban Me!

melancholyglee
PLEAZE MAKE A LIST OF ALL WHO ARE BANNED
PROVE TO ME THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET BANNED
IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COMMUNITY
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2005|01:52 am]
Please Ban Me!
ex_zarathus122
Ban me

Cos I'm only ever posting one thing, and a useless fucking thing at that.

Then I'm going to lurk, and do nothing.
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Dude. [Oct. 6th, 2005|03:47 pm]
Please Ban Me!
serialdude1
Dude!
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(no subject) [Sep. 19th, 2005|04:16 am]
Please Ban Me!
niggerknife
FUCKING BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2005|07:43 pm]
Please Ban Me!

melancholyglee
this community is pointless.
it's impossible to be banned.
i tried.
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i actually like this community [Aug. 30th, 2005|11:41 pm]
Please Ban Me!

melancholyglee
cuz i can be as obnoxious or stupid as i want or actuallyt am fand and and even have like
aasterieo
whhooops
atrocious
speling
and gramaah
wooohooooooooo
anhyoo
i dont know who i'm in loveeee withh
anymore...
i don't like anyone...
everyhon'e s JUST ASSHOLES>>
SUCK MY COCK
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VOTE RFJASON [Aug. 30th, 2005|09:30 pm]
Please Ban Me!
stalinbabe
Join the Campaign for RFJason!

rfocracy

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